Folksingers are Boring

from Phoenix Envy by Andrew Calhoun

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Nobody comes to the coffeehouse
Nobody comes to the coffeehouse
Nobody comes to the coffeehouse
Folksingers are boring

First they start some silly song
Try to make you sing along
Always drag it out too long
Folksingers are boring

First they sing a song about a train
Then they sing a song about a train
Then they sing a song about a train
Folksingers are boring

Folksingers have flabby buns
They all play the same bass runs
They're against the private ownership of handguns
Folksingers are boring

Folksinger are born to lose
They wear old and ratty shoes
Then they try to sing the blues
Then they're really boring

Give us salsa, give us soul
Give us good old rock and roll
Pass the bong and pass the bowl
Folksingers are boring

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from Phoenix Envy, released June 24, 1996

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